I was just about to write a crappy sad old post...

But my super power kicked in and saved the day!!

An Earthquake just happened!!! 
I am so happy now!! 

…See, I have come to the conclusion that: I have developed a super power. The power to summon earthquakes. 

No… 
I am not crazy. 

See. Every so often, if I’m feeling; particularly stressed, I will start thinking about something exiting happening like an earthquake. 
Nothing big. Like a magnitude 3 or 4. That’s it… just a jolt of adrenaline. Right?

And so, a few days later… 
Earthquake! 
But when it happens, I get soooo nervous. Like in a second a whole bunch of shit flashes through my eyes… 
Should I run? 
Should I not? 
I mean I don’t wanna be the overly paranoid guy that runs with his family and the other people are looking a us like… WTF. 
But, I neither wanna be the guy that ends under the building... 
I got all this shit in my head. But then when it’s over… 

Then I’m happy!! 
So there. 
Super power. Final answer!