So I was about to sit down and chill in the mancave, when all of the sudden my wife calls… some douchebag was coming over to buy a couch… She wants me to fucking dry-clean the couch "real quick" and all this shit. I rudely decline her proposition and tell her to tell the guy to wait. And that was that… right?... wrong.
Now I’m like fuck it… my Zen has been ruined already… lets just vacuum the goddamn couch and at least I won’t be a COMPLETE dick to my wife… …OH, forgot to mention, I’m babysitting my 6 year old daughter and 12 year old nephew…
My daughter decides she wants to help… so I let her… turn around, get a beer, turn back around… find my kid pulling her own fucking hair with the goddamn vacuum cleaner!
-What are you doing! (Cue voice of Ronan the accuser from guardians of the galaxy) She just cracks up. I crack up!!!
Holly shit it was sooo funny.
There I was having this beautiful moment with my kid, doing something that I didn’t want to do… I don’t know what it means… but… it means something!
Then… my ex called, and ruined everything.
Fuck my life.
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